Doug Walker
В роли: Nostalgia Critic / Nicolas Cage / Sam Elliott / Super Mario - voice / Ed Bloom / Johnny Blaze / Jar Jar Binks / Optimus Prime / Dumb Cop #1

Malcolm Ray
В роли: Writer #1 / Commercial Announcer - voice / Dove / Dumb Cop #2

Tamara Chambers
В роли: Writer #2 / Housewife / Dumb Cop #3 / Fluttershy - voice

Anthony Sardinha
В роли: Nicolas Cage (голос)