Announcer / Cut Storm / Satan / Manny
Malcolm / Dove #1 / Guard #1
Porn Director / Announcer / Kanye West / Jim Evers
TGWTG User #1 / Worker #1 / Mosquito #2 / Announcer
Audience Member #3 / Malcolm / Sister Honey
Malcolm / Narrator - voice
Voting Official / The Joker / Bandito #1 / Satan
Carrotjuice / Jibberjabber / Announcer
Dr. Hack / Critic's Penis
Black Kid / Troperaiser / Reality Monster - Voice
Writer #1 / Commercial Announcer - voice / Dove / Dumb Cop #2
Malcolm / The Pixelator / Scientist #2
Henchman #1 / Construction Worker #2
Researcher #1 / Spin 'n' Say Toy Tester
Rodriguez's Assistant / Extreme Commercial Boy
Sokka / Shyamalan / Water Tribe Member #1
Commercial Boy / Employee #1
Narrator / Watcher #2 / Analyst 2 / Black Willy Wonka
Owen Grady / Simon Masrani / Park Attendant / Divorce Attorney / Malcolm
Snow White - voice / Commercial Announcer - voice / Samuel L. Jackson / Malcolm / Hostage
Black Willy Wonka / Hyper Fanboy / Electro / Paul Giamatti's Agent
Warner Bros. Executive / Frank Langella
Black Critic / HAL 9000 / Guy in Commercial
Malcolm / Voter #2 / Jesse
Casting Director / Exploding Man / KITT (голос)
Satan / Elevator Operator - voice / Shyamalan
Sam B (голос) (как Malcolm X Ray)
Will Smith / General #2 / Shyamalan
Sweet Old Lady / Obama / Shyamalan
Commercial Announcer - voice / Reggie / Winkie Guard / Office Worker #2 / Satan
Southern Narrator / Nermal / Santa Christ / President Obama
Lucius Fox / 911 Operator / Cinematographer / Commercial Narrator / Perry White
Malcolm / Samuel L. Jackson (голос)
Malcolmus / Stranger from Dark City #2
Police Figure / Assistant Director
Meninist #3 / President Obama
Porn Santa / Audience Member #3 / Davey Stone (голос) / Chris Tucker
Malcolmus / Black Willy Wonka
Malcolm / Gustavo 'Gus' Fring / Announcer
Malcolm / Satan / Baby Bear
