Jonathon Clayton
В роли: Gerald McTavisham / Julian Fitzgeraldine / Zack Priest / Patrick Sparks / One-Man Army / Samuel Smytheborough

Andrew Clarke
В роли: Leonard Dustwebbe / Lucius Persimmons / Oscar Noire / Martin Scorsese / Randomer / Annoying Soldier / Harry Hillcote / Peter Bishop / Seamus O'Wellwest / David Stevenson / Spicy Dave / Voiceovers

Jonathan Clayton
В роли: Gerald McTavisham

Chantelle Clements-Marsden
В роли: Elisha Selway / Jeneane Bishop / Janice Elston

Jennifer Compton
В роли: Herself

Rory Coote
В роли: Himself

Natalie Winter
В роли: Narrator (голос)